Nicole Kidman CREAMED By Photog On Bicycle ... Crash Caught on Tape [VIDEO]

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Nicole Kidman
CREAMED BY PHOTOG ...
CAUGHT ON TAPE

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS VIDEO ... IT'S CRAZY.

TMZ has obtained video of a paparazzo on an out-of-control bicycle Thursday ... careening into Nicole Kidman and knocking her flat on her butt -- and he was going FAST.

You see photog Carl Wu trying in vain to stop as he careened into Nicole outside the Carlyle Hotel in NYC.  You also hear Nicole screaming about pressing charges, and Carl profusely apologizing.

FYI, Carl wasn't arrested because cops said it was just an accident -- but he was cited for riding his bike on a sidewalk.

Amazingly ... Nicole wasn't injured.

Much has been said about this "Human Barbie Doll" -- a woman whose itty waist and Anime facial features created buzz on the Internet as to whether or not she was even real.

From Starpulse: "Ukrainian native Valeria Lukyanova may not look like a real person, but with the help of a little eye makeup and a tiny waist the model/singer has been able to fool people the world over. Photos of the Moldavian-born Lukyanova, called the 'human Barbie', took the internet by storm earlier this year, and many questioned whether she existed or was just a very well done computer generated image."

Click through for a fuller look at her image. Is it real?

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George Zimmerman -- Alleged iPad Smashing ... Caught On Video

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Holly Madison Celebrates Wedding Day at Disney -- See the Pic!
9/11/2013 12:00 PM PDT While we have to wait a little longer to see Holly Madison in her wedding dress, we have the next…

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Justin Bieber -- Caught in a Ripped Tide

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Caught in a
RIPPED TIDE Like a spitting image of The Situation, Justin Bieber once again blew his top ... and flexed his abs HARD for some shirtless photos on a boat in Connecticut.

Complete with soggy sagging basketball shorts and Marky Mark inspired underwear, Bieber hung topside with his posse  -- Including Little Za and Twist -- to soak in the sun.

Dude seems to be allergic to shirts these days -- he's been showing more skin than that guy from "Silence of the Lambs."

He's ripped though ... so good for him.

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President Obama - victory phone call to the leaders of Gay marriage... Caught On Tape

President Obama
Call telephone the leaders of Gay marriage victory
Caught On Tape

Cool moment captured on live TV... when two of the plaintiffs in the case of anti-Prop 8 pro gay marriage received a unexpected phone call Président Obama congratulations... moments after the historic decision of supreme Court of today.

Kris Perry and Sandy Stier gave a live interview on MSNBC... when someone ran with a cellphone and said Obama was on the line.

The phone is quickly passed to speaker... and everyone listened as the Commander in Chief, congratulated the two on a job well done.

In fact, one of the people huddled around the phone invited Obama to marriage.

Very cool moment.

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Justin Bieber's Posse -- TERRORIZING CALABASAS ... CAUGHT ON TAPE!

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Justin Bieber's Posse
TERRORIZING CALABASAS
... Caught On Tape!!!

Justin Bieber's housemates -- Lil Za & Lil Twist -- are law-breaking, aggressive punks ... who dangerously rocketed through the streets of Calabasas and cussed out their neighbor ... and TMZ has the footage.

The latest incident went down Thursday inside Bieber's exclusive gated community -- The Oaks -- where one of Bieber's neighbors witnessed Za and Twist tearing up the streets in JB's cars ... a black Range Rover and the infamous white Ferrari.

You'll see a lady with a camera driving 25mph -- the speed limit -- as the two cars are stopped in front of her ... one in the oncoming traffic lane.

As the woman passes Bieber's cars ... Za and Twist turn on the jets and screech past her at speeds way in excess of the limit.

It all comes to a head at one of the gates in the community, where Za gets out of his car, aggressively confronts the woman -- and proclaims he's a resident of The Oaks with this glib gem ... "I live with Justin Bieber and you know I do."

He then tells the woman, "F**k you. Get the f**k out of here."

As for Bieber -- he was in Miami to watch the NBA Championship.

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TMZ Live: Justin Bieber's Pals -- Caught Speeding

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Justin Bieber's Pals
Caught Speeding Justin Bieber's pals ... Lil Za and Lil Twist ... were finally caught on tape terrorizing JB's neighborhood. But should residents really be confronting them like one woman did?

Plus, Paula Deen's attempts to apologize for her n-word controversy are blowing up in her face. How can she effectively dig her way out of this hole? We've got a few ideas.
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Kyle Richards' Husband Caught Red-Handed .... In Wife's Ass

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Kyle Richards' Hubby
Caught Red-Handed
... In Wife's Ass
"Real Housewives of Bev Hills" star Mauricio Umansky snuck a handful of his wife Kyle Richards' butt on the way out of Bootsy Bellows nightclub in Hollywood last night.

Chad Johnson would approve.

Big Boi of Outkast - obliteration TOTAL knee... Caught On Tape

Big Boi of Outkast
TOTAL KNEE OBLITERATION
Caught On Tape!
TMZ has obtained video of the moment exact Big Boi of Outkast destroyed his knee at a concert a few days ago... and... Yes, it hurts to watch.

The co-founder of Outkast has eventually an interpretation of "bombs on Baghdad"at Summer Camp Fest in Illinois on Sunday when he jumped for the grand finale... but rate landing and blew out his left knee. ''

Big Boi is clearly in a ton of pain... but it sucked up and can be assembled force to limp out of the scene.

After the show, 38-year-old rapper said doctors he was diagnosed a "torn patella" (... Since the ball is a bone, we guess he meant "tendon").

Whatever it is... Big Boi suffered since surgery to repair its articulation exploded, which forced him to postpone several tour dates... but the rapper insists that he will be back on stage in 6 weeks.