Scott Disick's Last Supper -- My Judas Is Hot

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Forget comparing himself to Jesus -- Scott Disick thinks he's more important than Kris Kardashian and Kanye West ... who BTW really does think he's Jesus.

Scott posted this pic in his Instagram, and The Last Supper comparisons are delicious.  Notice Kris Humphries (3rd from left) is present.

You would think Kris H. would be in the spot of Judas, but that was reserved for 17-year-old Kendall.

Scott's the best Kardashian ever.

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Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick -- The Space Between

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Kourtney Kardashian
& Scott Disick
The Space Between
Here's Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick on their way to break bread together following public accusations KK cheated ... proving to the world they have not broken up for the millionth time.

TMZ broke the story ... a male model is suing Kourt for paternity over 3-year-old Mason (possibly the cutest kid on the planet). He says he had sex with her in '09 and 9 months later she popped out a kid.

KK denies the allegations as a desperate grab for fame -- but from the look on Scott's face, trouble may be brewing in Lord Disick's palace.

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Liberace's Ex-Lover Scott Thorson -- Matt Damon Is a Gay Sex Pro

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Liberace's Ex-Lover
Matt Damon's a
Gay Sex Pro
Matt Damon's gay sex skills are OFF THE CHARTS ... at least in his new Liberace movie "Behind the Candelabra" ... so says Liberace's real ex-lover Scott Thorson.

Thorson was out in NYC yesterday when we asked about the famous sex scene in the movie -- when Matt unleashes the fury on a buck-naked Michael Douglas -- and Thorson replied, "Matt sure can pound!!!"

Thorson says he was pleased as punch at the way Matt portrayed him in the movie -- but there was some collateral damage ... Thorson says, "I bet you Catherine [Zeta-Jones] is a little jealous."

Hay-oh!

'Deadliest Catch' Star Scott Campbell Jr. -- Rubber Jungle Fever

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'Deadliest Catch' Star
Rubber Jungle Fever
With Big, Black Sex Doll
It's your typical love story ...

Man walks into a bar ...

Man orders a beer ...

Man has simulated sex with a big, black inflatable woman ...

And it all happened to "Deadliest Catch" star Scott Campbell, Jr. -- who hit up a bowling alley in Kodiak, Alaska a few weeks ago when a bachelor party rolled in ... sex doll in tow.

So ... naturally ... Scott pretended to have sex with it.

We're told everyone had a blast -- including the doll.

(We hear she's kind of a whore)