Looking like a cross between Coco, Anna Nicole Smith, and two young girls who just got their hair braided on a cheesy summer vacation, Playboy's famous twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon resurfaced in L.A. recently ... or at least their tanned asses did. Caution: slippery when wet.
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The above pic was snapped at Paris' 4th of July bash in Malibu ... and as you can see, some poor schmuck obviously had a little too much to drink and fell asleep on a beach chair.
Thankfully, Paris and her friends let him snooze peacefully until he woke up. Just kidding, they dressed him up in a bikini top and gave him a purse and sunglasses. Then took photos.
As far as we know, no markers were involved ... those are this guy's actual tattoos ... but still, HILARIOUS.
Except not really.
The tribe has spoken and the fishy photo reeled in the competition in our Crazy Camp Contest scoring the $250 prize and some super awesome gifts from TMZ!
Tameka Raymond posted the photo today, the first pic of 5-year-old Usher Raymond V since the horrific accident on Monday ... and it paints a picture of motherly love and protection. Tameka's arms are wrapped around her son, and he's surrounded by get-well-soon balloons.
It's a subtle dig at Usher ... who is noticeably absent.
As we reported, Tameka is blaming Usher for the pool accident, claiming he isn't an attentive father -- despite having primary custody of their two boys -- and she's already filed legal docs attempting to get custody back.
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We're told Andrew feels humiliated that Lauren and his former good friend Simon had been sneaking around behind his back for so long.
Simon has stayed mum on the relationship. Get TMZ Breaking News alerts to your inbox
TMZ has obtained a rider from a Bieber photo shoot earlier this month, and other restrictions include NO cell phones and NO autographs whatsoever ... which are actually pretty common demands.
But Bieber also has a laundry list of food demands on set -- including herbal teas, a deli platter, a veggie platter, a large pack of Swedish Fish, Ritz Bits Peanut Butter Sandwiches, Ritz Bitz Cheese Sandwiches, and 2 large packs of Haribo cola gummies.
Munchies much?
Bieber also must have a serious sweating problem -- because he asks for several packs of white undershirts, tanks and socks as well. Weird.
Then of course, there's the required boombox with an iPhone 5 connector ... for tunes.
Just remember: "No Selena Music on set."
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The photo of former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez was snapped at a Marshall's in Massachusetts on June 15th, two days before the shooting death of former semi-pro football player Odin Lloyd ... whom Hernandez has been charged with murdering in cold blood.
Hernandez posed with a fan for the photo -- and his expression is peculiar ... mainly the smile, which feels very forced. Maybe Hernandez was just having a rough morning, or maybe he was thinking about murdering someone ... hard to tell.
And speaking of cold blood, check out Hernandez' t-shirt ... a very interesting choice.
Hernandez was shopping with his fiancee at the time of the photo. His 8-month-old daughter also came along.
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Back to Poll Results As we reported, Hernandez' lawyer tried to paint the ex-NFL star as an upstanding citizen and family man while arguing that Hernandez deserved bail.The judge didn't buy it ... ordering Hernandez to remain in custody while he awaits trial ... but do you?
Tish Cyrus was spotted out for the first time since filing for divorce from Billy Ray Cyrus, and she looked a little lighter ... 'cause her wedding ring was nowhere in sight. Miley Cyrus' mom was seen running errands near her home in Toluca Lake, CA.
As TMZ first reported, Tish pulled the plug on the marriage, citing "irreconcilable differences." The filing came three years after Billy Ray filed for divorce, but ultimately dropped it in an effort to save the marriage.
Justin Bieber tried to impress his Miami mystery date by taking her to Game 7 between the San Antonio Spurs and Miami Heat -- but based on some pics he screwed it up. It's unclear if things are serious with this new chick -- who seems older than Selena Gomez, and is definitely WAY more endowed!
JB was spotted around Miami with her before the game ... and sitting next to each other in a luxury box during.
Here's the thing ... if Justin really wanted to impress her, he wouldn't have worn those neon sneakers.
We've been getting unconfirmed reports Gandolfini was at Ciampini restaurant in Rome -- where the pic was taken -- hours before his death. Although we know he was there, the restaurant can't confirm if it turned out to be his last meal.
And now we know ... doctors tried in vain for 40 minutes to resuscitate the actor. They tried everything -- heart massage and other methods but there was no electric activity from the heart, meaning he was probably dead before he even got to the hospital. The hospital confirms that.
There will be an autopsy, which will probably include a toxicology report that will reveal if drugs or alcohol were in Gandolfini's system.
The chief doc at the ER says it looks like the "Sopranos" star died of natural causes -- a heart attack.
Erin Brockovich's new mug shot is pretty rough and pretty shocking ... but that's what you get when you operate a boat wasted ... allegedly. TMZ broke the story ... Brockovich was popped over the weekend for operating a boat under the influence.
A Nevada game warden spotted Brockovich struggling to dock her vessel at Lake Mead ... her BAC was nearly double the .08 legal limit.
Brockovich apologized this morning ... insisting she didn't endanger anyone because she wasn't boating in open waters -- just moving the boat "within its own slip."
"That being said, I take drunk driving very seriously, this was clearly a big mistake, I know better and I am very sorry,” she added.
We're told Brockovich is free on bail after briefly docking at the Clark County Detention Center.
