Usher's Ex-Wife to Aunt -- Say It To My Face ... How'd My Son Nearly Die On Your Watch?

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Usher's Ex-Wife to Aunt
Say It To My Face!!!
How'd My Son Nearly Die On Your Watch?
Usher's ex-wife has one serious question before her emergency custody hearing today -- how the hell is it possible to let a 5-year-old nearly drown if you're supposed to be babysitting him? -- and only Usher's aunt can answer it ... but she's nowhere to be found.

Sources close to the situation tell TMZ, Tameka Raymond attempted to serve Usher's aunt Rena with a subpoena to testify at the custody hearing today -- where Tameka will argue she deserves primary custody of her and Usher's two sons -- but Rena couldn't be tracked down.

We're told Tameka wanted Rena at the hearing so her lawyers could ask about what led up to the near-drowning of her 5-year-old son on Monday ... when Rena was supposed to be watching him ... but without the subpoena, Rena doesn't have to show up.

Even without Rena, however, Tameka has plenty of ammo to fight for custody -- and we're told her biggest weapon is that there was no drain cover on the pool the day Usher Raymond V nearly drowned.

As we reported, the 5-year-old got his arm caught in the drain and nearby contractors had to dive in to save him. Rena called 911.

Usher currently has primary custody of the ex-couple's two sons ... but Tameka hopes to change that today.

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Jon Voight -- Casualty In CBS vs. Time Warner War ... Can't Watch My Own Show!

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'Ray Donovan' Star Jon Voight
Victim In CBS vs. TW War
I Can't Watch My Own Show!
Jon Voight says he's SICK of the war between CBS and Time Warner Cable ... because the "Ray Donovan" star can't watch his own damn show ... and now he's about to take matters into his own hands.

FYI -- Voight's show airs on Showtime ... which has been dropped by Time Warner Cable due to the current dispute between TW and ST's parent company, CBS. 

Voight was leaving Boa Steakhouse in Hollywood with his "Donovan" co-star Pooch Hall when he revealed that he's a TW customer ... which means he's currently blocked from watching his show in the comfort of his own home.

He's clearly frustrated ... and ready to take action. But what's he gonna do about it? Check out the clip to find out. Get TMZ Breaking News alerts to your inbox

'Naked and Afraid' Star -- Watch Me Behead this Cannibalistic Snake

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Watch Me Behead this
Cannibalistic Snake
"Naked and Afraid" star Billy Berger went all King Henry VIII on a snake ... chopping off its head without hesitation ... but it's what he discovered afterwards that's so interesting.

In the never-before-seen-clip of the show -- airing tonight -- Billy and partner Ky Furneaux try to survive in the Louisiana swamplands for 21 days, naked. Needing food, Billy goes snake hunting. Harder than it sounds.

It's pretty ridiculous ... not only does he catch the snake (which is consistently biting him) ... he chops off the serpent's head like he's cutting some breakfast sausage.

Even more interesting ... the snake has an EVIL  past, revealed when Billy guts him.  It's creepy.

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Taylor Lautner -- Watch Me Make This Tree My Bitch

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Watch Me Make
This Tree My Bitch
Taylor Lautner doesn't need no stinking stunt man -- the shredded "Twilight" star can do it all himself ... including running up a tree trunk into a sick backflip. You gotta see it!

Oh, and for the 'Team Edward' dorks ... there's also a total fail on one stunt.

Dwight Howard -- I REFUSE to Watch the NBA Finals!

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I REFUSE to Watch
the NBA Finals!
When the Heat and the Spurs went into OT during last night's dramatic Game 6 of the NBA Finals ... Dwight Howard was busy eating dinner -- telling TMZ he didn't have the stomach to watch.

Howard hit up Crustacean in Beverly Hills last night -- at the very same time LeBron and Co. were taking on Tony Parker and the rest of San Antonio.

Sources inside the restaurant tell us ... The L.A. Lakers star (at least for now) was nowhere near the TV during the game ... and focused on dinner with his buddies the entire time.

On his way out of the restaurant, Dwight explained why he chose not to watch -- telling us, "I'm not watching ... I'm not playing so ain't no need to be [watching]."

He added, "I don't want to see nobody win a championship."

At least he's honest.

Peter Dinklage -- I DON'T Watch 'Game of Thrones'

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Peter Dinklage
On Game of Thrones:
I DON'T WATCH

There have been tons of bombshells on "Game of Thrones" this season ... but the biggest one yet -- Peter Dinklage says ... HE DOESN'T WATCH THE SHOW!!!!!

Seriously ... Dinklage -- who plays scarred-up, drunken, whore-banger Tyrion Lannister on the show -- told photogs in Montreal he doesn't have an opinion on the infamous "Red Wedding" episode because "I don't watch the show."

He also says he doesn't have HBO ... but c'mon, he HAD to have been joking, right??

Right???