Kim Kardashian to Katie Couric -- You're a Two-Faced Bitch

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Kim K to Katie Couric
You're a
Two-Faced Bitch
Kim Kardashian is reeling after Katie Couric slammed her in an interview Thursday -- despite sending her a baby gift for North West -- telling Katie not to "talk s**t" if she's going to pretend to be nice.

Kim just responded on Instagram to Katie's In Touch interview, in which Katie said she doesn't understand why Kim and the rest of the Kardashians are famous. Katie said, "I think it's mostly teenage girls that are interested."

And Kim isn't happy, posting an image of the gift Katie sent to her for baby North West, including hashtags that say "I hate fake media friends" and "May I humbly suggest you not send gifts then talk s**t."

Mee-ow.

PS -- If you're wondering why Katie's gift message is cut off, we're told it was a printing error. The message was delivered that way.

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Victim of Chris Brown: He called me a "Bitch".

Victim of Chris Brown
He went nuts
And called me ' slut!

8: 10 Am PT  Lawyer Chris', Mark Geragos, just told TMZ that the accusation of hit-and-run criminal against his client is "BS" Geragos said Chris gave the other driver, his Virginia driver's license and also gave him an insurance card.

Geragos said Chris has 2 cars, and the testimony of the firefighter health insurance card on which he forked wasn't for his Lamborghini - the Range Rover he was driving. Geragos acknowledged Chris did not have a DL of California, but he said that it is ridiculous to accuse with hit-and-run, because it resets its sufficient identification info.

Chris Brown becomes crazy about the woman whose car he struck last month, yelling at him, ' who do you are, bitch? ''... and it was so bad, Karrueche Tran yelled at Chris, "do not touch it, do not touch him!"

In a written statement to the cops - obtained by TMZ — the victim, said Olga Gure-Kovalenko , after Chris crashed his Mercedes, they fired at the side of the road, came out and they both took pictures of vehicles.

South quickly, things questioned Olga for Chris' driving licence, registration and insurance information.  Karrueche delivered his DL, and Olga said wisely ought to see Chris' DL.   Karrueche said it was the owner of the vehicle if Chris does not need to provide any info.  Olga said she persisted and asked for info Chris'.

When Chris and Karrueche have refused to cooperate, Olga felt that she needed to get a picture of the 2 of them in the case where their separation.  As soon as she broke the image (above), she said that Chris and Karrueche went nuts.

Olga said: "the guy [Chris] tried to catch the camera or me.  I jumped back, the girl [Karrueche] shouted, 'do not touch it, do not touch him!' "

Olga says Chris then started hollering, "you're a slut!  Who do you are, bitch?  Do you think if you flying Mercedes therefore had money, bitch? "

And then Olga says Chris fell, "do you think I am just a black n *** er."

Olga said Chris has continued to shout "slammed a door and then led away fast and noisy."

Olga also says Chris ' bragged about how much money he has and offered up to false registration.

Olga Attorney, Freddy Sayegh said that his client did not know that the driver was Chris Brown at the time of the accident.

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Taylor Lautner -- Watch Me Make This Tree My Bitch

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Watch Me Make
This Tree My Bitch
Taylor Lautner doesn't need no stinking stunt man -- the shredded "Twilight" star can do it all himself ... including running up a tree trunk into a sick backflip. You gotta see it!

Oh, and for the 'Team Edward' dorks ... there's also a total fail on one stunt.

Justin Bieber Goes Off on Another Pap -- I'm Taking Your Memory Card Bitch!!!

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Justin Bieber
Goes Off on ANOTHER Pap
I'm Taking Your Memory Card Bitch!!!

Justin Bieber was the ringleader in a SECOND pap altercation in Miami Wednesday -- ordering his goons to steal a photog's camera ... all while the man pled desperately for mercy -- and the entire exchange was caught on tape.

The incident occurred outside The Hit Factory recording studio at around 4 AM ... just hours before Bieber's security guards allegedly choked another photographer, and tried to jack his camera equipment as well.

On the tape, you hear Justin scream to his bodyguards, "Grab that camera!!! Get that f***ing camera out of here!!!" (time code: 1:08)

 You can hear the photog plead with Justin, who responds like a benevolent prince, "Alright, alright. I'm gonna give you your camera back. I'm gonna take your SIM card though."

The photog begs and pleads to let him keep his memory card -- even offering to delete the photos he took -- but Bieber is unmoved.

Authorities are currently investigating the altercation that took place later in the day -- but law enforcement tells us, police have no record of the earlier incident because it wasn't reported.

We reached out to Justin's people ... so far, no comment.

All told, Bieber's had three run-ins with photogs while in Miami this week -- the first incident occurred Monday night at the American Airlines Arena following the Heat game. Someone snapped this pic of Bieber on his cell phone and the singer reportedly flipped out.

Bobbi Kristina - Bitch Sayonara letter... A dramatic reading

Bobbi Kristina
The Sayonara bitch
A dramatic reading
Whitney HoustondaughterBobbi Kristina Brown got expelled and proceeded to draft one of the worst farewell letters ever - we now proudly to life.

Dog fashion... IT!